Honor Roll Bumper Stickers

I was recently driving home from work the other day and happened to be following a car with a bumper sticker saying the following:

My child is on the Honor Roll
Riverside University High School
Home of the Mighty Tigers

As I started thinking about this bumper sticker, I wondered if we could produce our own bumper stickers with phrases about our alma maters. I would love to see Pelsis get this bumper sticker to place next to his "I Closed Wolski's" bumper sticker:

My child is on the Honor Roll
Riverside University High School
Home of the Mighty Pelsi

I believe Pelsi would be the plural form of Pelsis and since there were at least two Pelsis children that went to Riverside, it would be a fitting new nickname. Now if only I could come up with something for the New Berlin West Vikings and Waukesha South Blackshirts, we could all have some kick @ss high school honor roll bumper stickers. I would try to figure out Rotz's high school and nickname, but he doesn't check the blog, so what's the point!