Honestly, How Can Miami University Not Win the MAC Every Year?

Before the Superbowl, JSOnlne had an article that analyzed the Wonderlick scores of both teams. The thing that really stood out to me was that the "skill players" on Indy (WRs and RBs) had extremely low scores on this test. Later, I saw a blip about Miami University's athletic program's success. At first I thought nothing of it, but then I noticed that it was not the University of Miami Hurricanes, but rather that Miami University Red hawks, which is normally referred to as Miami of Ohio.

Honestly, put these two together, and its hard to imagine that MU could not easily hire some shady recruiters and trick the super talented but not so super smart (although its so hard find them now a days since standardized testing now forces kids to learn things like the capital of Wisconsin is not Milwaukee and Milwaukee is not in the state of Chicago) into thinking they are signing up to play for University of Miami when they are really signing up for Miami University. If the climate of Ohio is anything like Wisconsin, it probably would be hot and humid when camp broke for the the freshman. That, along with some clever practice gear and a little "trickeration", makes me think that one could easily muster at least a super athletic team in the MAC conference.