Mostly Unoriginal Tournament thoughts

17: Florida A&M already out. Is FAMU related to FUBU in anyway?
16: Niagara only team in the tournament to play and beat Rider in back-to-back games.
16: Central Connecticut St my favorite Blue Devils in the bracket
16: Jackson St. watch out for leading scorer Trey Johnson from behind the arc
16: Eastern Kentucky is almost smack in the middle of the state.
15: Weber St has not played a game East of Colorado this year
15: Belmont alumni include country music stars: Trisha Yearwood, Brad Paisely, Josh Turner
15: North Texas Mean Green are Happy to be here.
15: Texas A&M Corpus Cristi is on it's own island. Unfortunately Wisconsin is it's own isthmus.
14: Penn these guys probably think they are the smartest team in the tournament
14: Miami (OH) we already have enough about them on this blog.
14: Wright St more like Wrong St
14: Oral Roberts pretty sure this is the only university named after a crazy televangelist
13: Davidson students take take-home self-proctored, closed book finals. On the honor system.
13: Holy Cross, picked to win it in Jesus's bracket.
13: Albany worst 13 seed in the history of the tournament, I can prove it.
13: New Mexico St Las Cruces, NM hosts the world's largest enchilada festival
12: Old Dominion will we one day be watching New Dominion?
12: Illinois too many teams get credit for most-improved, how about worst-turnaround?
12: Long Beach St Dr. Dre and TuPac backcourt
12: Arkansas team that most likely violated NCAA violations to get in the tournament .
11: George W. shortening the name to show how much I like their chances.
11: Stanford look out they've won 4 of their last 11 games and they were on the bubble anyway.
11: Virginia Commonwealth fancy name for Virginia St
11: Winthrop you don't go undefeated in the Big South by accident
10: Crieghton can't stop the funk, leading scorer Nate Funk, that is.
10: Gonzaga are they the zags or bulldogs?
10: Texas Tech thanks for playing, Bobby knight
10: Georgia Tech I haven't heard much buzz about this team.
9: Michigan St better football team than the football team.
9: Purdue a 9 seed for real?
9: Xavier there's something mysterious about the X
9: Villanova with a cool name like Nova, should be able to come up with better than Wildcats.
8: Arizona Uh with a cool name like Zona, should be able to come up with better than Wildcats.
8: Kentucky Uh, uh, Wildcats works just fine.
8: Marquette can't they come up with a better nickname, uh nevermind.
8: BYU man, there's a lot of religious schools out there.
7: UNLV what's the spread?
7: Indiana coolest warm-up pants in sports.
7: Boston College season's really turned around since a thrilling loss to Duquesne
7: Nevada Hungry like a wolf
6: Notre Dame maybe Touchdown Jesus has been signaling a 3 all this time.
6: Vanderbilt Commodores 64!
6: Louisville Conference USA pride of the Big East.
6: Duke they'll be picking high in the ACC draft.
5: Virigina Tech Fight song is the Hokie Pokey
5: Butler only Clue answer in the tournament
5: USC matched up with Arkansas to rival them for NCAA violations.
5: Tennessee now can win the big games without and with Peyton.
4: S. Illinois Saluki a dog that is accepted by Arabs, other dogs are unclean
4: Maryland will score the first points of the tournament, but nowhere near the last.
4: Texas They seem to get a disproportionate number of stars in this athletic program
4: Virginia started by Tom Jefferson when he was VP, how come Cheney's not opening schools?
3: Oregon more uniforms than games.
3: Pittsburgh is every high school in pittsburgh's colors yellow and black?
3: Washington St Dick Bennett would be proud, RIP
3: Texas A&M officially A&M mean nothing, even though they used to be Ag. and Mech.
2: UCLA pronounced "You-see-el-ay" not "you-kla" as some suggest
2: Wisconsin Many forget Bo Ryan is just one branch of the Steve Yoder coaching tree.
2: Georgetown John Thompson and Patrick Ewing the sequel
2: Memphis play in a Pyramid, maybe it's Elvis's tomb or something.
1: Kansas has only won it's conference 50 times, weak.
1: Ohio St Buckeyes are poisonous how do they travel with them, that should be a threat?
1: No. Carolina low on tradition and talent, but high on scrappiness. Hence, tar heels.
1: Florida Alligators proper name.